PLAY IT LOUD – FOLLOW LYRICS BELOW
Adam Lombardo: Vocals, Lyrics
Matt Motto: Guitars
Rudy revs up the bus, now he’s ready to fly
And you don’t have a car, so you’re hitchin’ a ride
Got a five-figure deck, but no job or supplies
And you’re buyin’ more cards as your credit cards rise
You’ve got an iPhone 38
But you don’t know the last time you ate
As Rudy pulls up and cracks the bus door
He’s got one message for you…
Welcome to Hosetown, Population YOU
And a hundred thousand Timmy’s that are like you, too
No floppy tacos will be comin’ to you
Because you bought a bunch of booster packs instead of food
Now as you’re riding the bus, you’re there checkin’ your phone
Deleting all the VM’s for your high-interest loan
Blew the whole thing on bulk, and you look up and see
Rudy’s ditching the bus for the Hosetown RV
You need dual lands, and that’s not a lie
It’s time to crack dad’s box of Revised
Got a Scrubland and a Plateau
But now you need a new basement to go!
Welcome to Hosetown, Population YOU
And a hundred thousand Timmy’s that are like you too
The interest compounds and your payments go BOOM!
Then you watch successful YouTubers and start to fume
You can’t save any money ’cause your goldfish bought a jet
The hamsters ate up all your bills so easy to forget
Your mom cut your allowance and your dad sold off your dog
Your grandma stole your collection of 1990’s POGS
The moon landing was hoaxed and Paul McCartney is a clone
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams and Oswald didn’t act alone
There’s no such thing as birds they’re robots catching us on cam
But more than anything that it’s cause that Rudy guy’s a scam!
Welcome to Hosetown, Population YOU
And a hundred thousand Timmy’s that are like you too
No floppy tacos will be comin’ to you
Cause you bought a bunch of booster packs instead of food
Welcome to Hosetown, Population YOU
And a hundred thousand Timmy’s that are like you too
Now you’re at Hosetown, but we’ll see you soon
Cause you’ll need a ride to bankruptcy this afternoon!
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